Zoic: Five Serious Haikus About Winter


(Illustration: Bill Watterson)


On choice of attire during the winter
Cold enough to start
Wearing sweaters whose status
As such is more clear

On activities to do during the winter
Watching TV for
Hours under the covers
JK that’s awful

On snow days during the winter
Students get very
Passionate about this but
In my view who cares

On the degree of beauty of nature during the winter
If you live in a
Suburb it’s about the same
Across all seasons

On political issues during the winter
Congressman bringing
A snowball to congress to
Prove something, one thinks