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Trump’s re-election campaign sues three news outlets in the span of 10 days

March 11, 2020

President Donald Trump has been engaging in a protracted war against large media outlets since the initial launch of his 2016 presidential campaign. The incumbent president and presumed 2020 Republican...

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Zoic: Five Haikus About Writing Haikus

January 21, 2020

On the 5-7-5 syllabic structure of the haiku It can be hard to Find the exact sequence of Words that fit in it On the things which make a haiku a haiku, properly-so-called Haikus are supposed To...

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Zoic: Five Haikus About 2020

January 21, 2020

Haiku about 2020 that introduces the subject matter It is the New Year We are all so excited For the end of school Haiku about 2020 that may be relatable I made some New Year’s Resolutions that...

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Student Spotlight: Danny Wells

January 14, 2020

Danny Wells is a clown. It would not be inaccurate to say this; nor would he be particularly offended by it. Danny Wells can ride unicycles. Danny Wells can juggle. Danny Wells can walk a trapeze. Danny...

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Zoic: Five Serious Haikus About Winter

November 14, 2019

On choice of attire during the winter Cold enough to start Wearing sweaters whose status As such is more clear On activities to do during the winter Watching TV for Hours under the covers JK that’s...

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Zoic: sentiment

October 21, 2019

When we returned from exile, I arrived to receive Not restitution, no respects paid, nor recompense — O, but A mass gesture of dismissal, something cynical-naive Reform which rang, we're told, as...

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New Teacher Spotlight: Anastasia Forquer

October 4, 2019

Anastasia Forquer is a newcomer to Centreville’s English Department. Ms. Forquer graduated from George Washington University with a double major in English and Spanish Literature and studied at the University...

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